Wrong Word

Woman After Bath / Library of Congress

Woman After Bath / Library of Congress


After brain surgery, a nurse’s assistant thought I was only 19. I tried to make a joke.

I wanted to say, “The surgery has taken away my wrinkles.”

I said, “The surgery has taken away my nipples.”

2 Responses to “Wrong Word”

  1. Bruce writes:

    I had too laugh….chuckle! My Dad has had TICS and hid it well! So I am genetically disposed to develop the weakness in my vessels!

  2. duke writes:

    did he sew them back on?,, and were they put on correctly? or did you wind up with two lefties?

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