One famous brain in neuroscience is that of Monsieur Leborgne. In 1861 he had a stroke that caused him to lose speech but not other skills.
Read MoreWhen I was in the hospital, my friends decided I was not a teddy bear type. Therefore I received a stuffed animal kangaroo, flamingo, ostrich, three-foot-long rhinoceros
Read MoreIn the hospital they asked me what month it was. The correct answer was July. I said, "Jodie Foster."
Read MoreIn the rehab hospital, I graduated to a daylong neuro program, sleeping at home but coming to therapy during the day. Patients in the program were sent to the hospital cafeteria for lunch.
Read MoreI didn't eat much at the hospital and became really skinny. This period is the closest I have ever been to supermodel gaunt.
Read MoreI am supposed to sway my right stroke hip like a supermodel struts the catwalk. Strut. Strut.
Read MoreIn the rehab hospital, I met another stroke patient, an older gentleman. He didn't seem to have difficulties speaking or have movement problems.
Read MoreI also shared a room in the rehab hospital with a teenage girl who had tried to shoot herself dead in the head, and missed.
Read MoreRehab hospitals see the unlucky and the lucky. I shared a room with a woman who went into her office on a weekend. Thieves broke in.
Read MoreSeveral people have written in with stories of dismal therapists saying "If your walk hasn't improved by X time, you will probably wear your ankle brace forever." I got the same sort of comment.
Read MoreWhat did it mean when the words popping out of my mouth were not what I intended? Can you trust what I say to you now?
Read MoreAfter brain surgery, a nurse’s assistant thought I was only 19. I tried to make a joke. I wanted to say, “The surgery has taken away my wrinkles.” I said, “The surgery has taken away my nipples.”
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