At the rehab hospital, on Wednesday afternoons, some neuro patients had a field trip. We went on the subway and practiced riding up and down escalators.
Read MoreAt the gym, I invented an exercise. Lying face down on a gym bench, I practice moving my arms in wide circles, like freestyle swimming.
Read MoreAt my first rehab facility, they had a hot pool, and I was eager to try it. Until one therapist told me about all the incontinent patients who used the pool. Skip.
Read MoreThe inpatient hospital food was such that my mother brought hummus sandwiches to my bedside for lunch every day.
Read MoreIn the hospital they asked me what month it was. The correct answer was July. I said, "Jodie Foster."
Read MoreIn the rehab hospital, I graduated to a daylong neuro program, sleeping at home but coming to therapy during the day. Patients in the program were sent to the hospital cafeteria for lunch.
Read MoreI didn't eat much at the hospital and became really skinny. This period is the closest I have ever been to supermodel gaunt.
Read MoreI am supposed to sway my right stroke hip like a supermodel struts the catwalk. Strut. Strut.
Read MoreIn the rehab hospital, I met another stroke patient, an older gentleman. He didn't seem to have difficulties speaking or have movement problems.
Read MoreI also shared a room in the rehab hospital with a teenage girl who had tried to shoot herself dead in the head, and missed.
Read MoreRehab hospitals see the unlucky and the lucky. I shared a room with a woman who went into her office on a weekend. Thieves broke in.
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