World / Wellcome Images
World / Wellcome Images

In the hospital a shrink was trying to figure out how addled I was.

He asked me to spell "world" backward.

He gave me a blank piece of paper and told me to draw a clock.

He asked me to count backwards by 7s, starting at 100.

I was awful at these tasks. My clock had wrong numbers, and they were not evenly spaced around the dial.

I am better now. Dlrow.