Right after my stroke, I said lots of bloopers. I called my friend Helen "Halibut."
Read MoreToday I had some poison.
Read MoreI use voice-activated software to "type." If you have only one usable hand, talking to your computer is better than poking at it with one finger.
Read MoreAfter my stroke had stabilized, I was transferred to a rehab hospital, to mend. In the neuro ward there were all kinds of patients, evidence of calamities: car accidents, strokes, aneurysms, etc.
Read MoreAt the hospital, they showed me a picture of a shawl. I couldn't remember its name. I identified it as "pashmina."
Read MoreI had aphasia, from the Greek for “without” and “utterance.” It is a general term for loss of language.
Read MoreIf you lace your shoes differently, you can tie your shoes with one hand.
Read MoreIn the hospital a shrink was trying to figure out how addled I was. He asked me to spell "world" backward.
Read MoreStroke victims tend to have certain patterns of movement. For instance, patients often walk with a raised hip on the bad side, to let a messed-up leg go through. Normals keep their hips even.
Read MoreRight after my stroke, I had a fill-in speech therapist who said to me, "This is God's plan." Separately, she went up to my mother and said the same thing: "This is God's plan."
Read MoreIn 3-holed-binders sits neatly sliced bureaucracy: forms from the health insurance company, forms from hospitals, forms from my doctors, forms from pharmacists, forms from the government…
Read MoreDisability is the only minority group that anyone can join at any time.
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